Wednesday, May 24, 2006

i'm feeling down. so of course i visit the blog of one of my besties of all time. n tis is wat i found. damn hilarious lah. thanks for lightening up my day darling. =D

i shall reproduce tis for the benefit of all. but of course, some of u wun noe who is who. but if u do, laugh if u muz. coz i sure did. ahh, the fond memories. no offence though..

AWARDS for the best cls ever - 4E4. and of course, our much loved teachers.

winners for the student category:
first award: the weirdest person... goes to... none other than MR DEREK TAN! (no competition man.)
second award: the most hardworking one... Liting! (forever wif a ton of bks!)
third award: the most talkative ones (girls category)... Joy, Cherlyn and Hazwani.. (i talkative meh? hmpf!)
fourth award: the most talkative ones (boys category)... Ahmad (mr joker!)
fifth award: the class sleepers!! Jason, Qayum and Guolong. (qayum n guolong nv pay attention but they dun slp ma..)
sixth award: the quietest ones... Liting, Gao Zheng and Ivan! (yep yep.)
seventh award: the comic lovers... Kelly, Gao Zheng, Ming Fung. (i removed the others coz i beg to differ.)
eighth award: the class clowns... Ahmad and Rajen (*ahem* jj heart itchy le.)
ninth award: the break-dancers... Amsyar and Zaid (muscle boys!)
tenth award: biggest change in vocal prowess... MAZIAH. (shhhh to yadda yadda.. thanks to haz.)
eleventh award: the coolest guy goes to ... Syazwan (tall, "dark" n handsome.)
twelfth award: the friendliest award... Ahmad (i'm beginning to tink xinyu has a crush on him. why he keep appearing ar?!?), Cherlyn and Xinyu.
thirteenth award: the most crappy award... Ronald Sim!
fourteeenth award: the clever ones in the class... goes to... Ronald, Joy, Jocelyn, Ming Fung, Cherlyn, Sandy and Ivan (haha, i'm so honoured. i tink u forgot weehan n urself.)
fifteenth award: the loudest: Cherlyn, (ppl hear her way before they see her!) Jia Jin and Yuting.
sixteenth award: the blur ones... Chee Wee, (r u sure?) Xinyu... (sotong head!!) haha...
seventeenth award: the most naggy award.. Joy and Gao Zheng... (wat the hell lah. TEO XINYU!) ^^
overall champ.. the best class of the yr (most united, uncoopeartive (to teachers), fun and slackest class) goes to... 4E4(2004)

teachers award:
the teacher who likes to "cut trees": MR HO! (chop, PE, chop.)
the pathetic teachers... MDM SITI AND MDM LUBNA. (tts mean. its not her fault ma. hehe..)the boring teacher... MR RAJ. (hmm. i tink he's the laziest n only knows how to read frm the txtbk.. but not boring lah.)
the loudest teacher in the whole sch: (poor front row students) MRS NG! (eeee. microphone madness.)
the teacher most sarcastic... MRS LAM. (ya, i still hate her. wtf. i got A2 for chem ok?!?)
the fattest teacher... MS KWAN! (hmm, i tot its ms sharifah? did i spell correctly?)
the teacher who is forever pregnant... MRS GILL! (contribute to s'pore's birthrate ma.)
the most popular teacher... MISS TAN.. (i so love her lah.. most caring teacher award for 5yrs running.) MR TAN (gd motivator..)
the most slackiest teacher... MR RAJ. (ya, he dun mrk hmwrk de.)
the most bo-chap teacher.. will be... MR TONG (zzz..)
the second most boring teacher goes to... ... ... MISS WONG.. (born: 1000 BC)
the "goldfish" teacher... MISS FOK (ms big eyes)
the fiercest teacher is... MR LEONG (thank god i'm not in d&t)
the most crappy teacher of all goes to... MR ZUL
ms "please sit up straight n listen attentively" = MISS KOH (potassium hydroxide.)
the chiobu teachers.. MS VERONICA TAN and of course MISS ANG. (beautiful!!)

*applause*