Wednesday, December 14, 2005

blog-surfing cum messaging johnathan cum smsing magdeline cum toking to yuting while hearing snippets of mengzi in the background, i came across tis chunk of phrases.. [i removed some bits tt did not seem relevant according to me. the remaining seemed pretty hilarious.]

Love. A spotter's guide.
Love at First Sight: having an overwhelming desire.
True Love: can be introduced to the family without unreasonable fear of embarrassment.
Everlasting Love: a polyamorous couple who haven't had sex with each other in years.
Love Match: an alliance between kingdoms.
In Love: a momentary instance of being almost as interested in someone else as in oneself. [true..]
Loving: capable of untold amounts of suffocation. (obvious public displays of affection)
Motherly Love: capable of untold amounts of suffocation. (a million hugs)
Brotherly Love: forbidden by the moral laws of most world religions. (incest)
Lover: the one who comes round when your partner's 'out of town on business' (affair)
Lovable: cuddly. In the pejorative sense = code for chubby.
Lovely: only just bearable. "i had a lovely time!"


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