Wednesday, October 12, 2005

hmm. my first absolute not guilty entry. haha. wanted to come in yesterday but went eat dinner wif ahma, vicki n company so came back too tired liao. hmm. i had written down soo much stuff on paper but tired to type so will juz include tis part meant for 29 sept, 8.44pm.

another scene in my mundane n depressing life wif a somewat cute n entertaining character, brian a.k.a 'b.boy', making an ass of himself as usual.

act 272, scene 6525 [272 days/6525 hrs into 2005]
b.boy was played on the field n got BIG mosquito bites - tis was during the period of rife (means: widespread - juz trying to act smart) dengue incidents. mommy is mad.

mom: u dun go sch tmr.
boy: but why? i wanna go.
me: since when u like sch so much ar? ... oh!! u tmr celebrating children's day rite?
boy: ya! hv alot of presents so i muz go! at most i promise dun play field lor.
mom: promise, promise., since when u keep ur promises?
boy: even if i dun play, walk around in the building still can get bitten ma.
mom: then wat did i tell u to do? [ans: put mosquito repellent]
boy: err... study hard lor.
trix: zzz... spray spray, roll roll...
boy: err... listen to teacher?
trix: zzz... spray spray, roll roll...
mom: jie already give u so big a hint le! ur memory ar.
boy: oh, i noe!
(everyone looks expectingly)
boy: stay away frm houseflies!!
(laughter) - muz be present to witness how innocently he put it n how exasperated mommy was.
boy: orh! run away frm mosquitos!
(more laughter)
boy: aiyah, i thirsty already. aunty, give me a drink.

he really amazes me sometimes.

random fact: i'm a pessimist so i dun react well to reverse psycology n i'm not v understanding u cld say i'm self-centered. lolx.